March 2012
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February 2012
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Crowns do queer things to the heads beneath them.
– Tyrion Lannister (ACOK)
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hussiempreg:
someone unfollowed me after i posted the spongebob post about it being in black and white and literally the latest thing on their blog was this
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1612th:
i bet madonna was born on a leap day that’s probably why she thinks she’s 15
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h0ttndanger0us:
WHAT THE FUCK IS LEAP YEAR? REBLOG IF U ARE WONDERING TOO.
lmao you’re a fucking moron. you’re 16 and you don’t know the purpose of leap year? it doesnt work like that. it helps keep the calendar year in sync with the astronomical year and happens every four years unless the year in question is divisible by 100. without it our calendar would eventually fall...
moonplant:
its going to be quite funny when some of you get off the internet and realise you’re not famous in real life hahahahhahahaha
textposter:
Medium Time Rush
mormonhub:
why do people take captioned photos from spongebob and the simpsons and make them black and white is that supposed to make it more meaningful what are you doing
franfine:
Assy- (verb/adjective) the act of being a step above sassy. Having an attitude for. No reason.
Example: wow, that cashier was getting assy with me!
lilbabysnake:
im going to curl up into such a tiny ball that i turn into a black hole and im taking all of you nerds with me
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africans:
according to 15 year old female tumblr users
everyone else in the whole world: omg shoes, men with muscles, jersey shore, fashion, dieting, skinny models, drinking with friends, mtv, facebook
tumblr user: im the only person in the entire world who likes tattoos, pizza, dr who, all time low, thinks about sex and misses the 90s only me no one else im so unique just me im special only...
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noitemsfoxonlyfinaldestination:
i’m going to sneak into rachel’s house and braid her hair in her sleep
so she can see what real braids look like
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shulkmeyer:
if theyre supposed to be braids
then draw them as fucking braids
jesus christ its not that hard to figure out
its like drawing an apple and saying this is an orange its just in my style
and now rachel/softowl is acting like she’s been so horribly wronged because i had the guts to tell her that they should actually look like braids
if they...
godh8sfags:
I always thought in Baby Got Back, the lyrics were “I like big butts in the candlelight”
dirksexualityerasure:
:33 < listen here you cumslut
someblackkid:
when people complain about the notes they get on a post
bollockstoyourassmar:
lol at how fucking late I’m going to be up tonight
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